I turn my back on you guys for one minute, and you're out here meme-ing up a storm, making fun of Tom Brady and the poor artist tasked with sketching his likeness in court.
You are something else, you know that?
To be fair, however, the art that emerged after Brady, his lawyers and Commissioner Roger Goodell appeared before a federal judge in New York on Wednesday was a bit, uh, raw.
Here are the sketches made of the scene cameras weren't allowed to record:
Andrew Burton/Getty ImagesLes Miles @CoachLesMilesFor the record, I have been working on LSU football all day so this is not me but an imposter at Tom Brady hearing. http://t.co/xYpWKYa95Q
Ah, yes. Really captures the tension. It's amazing what you can do with a few crayons and a Denny's place mat.
Unfortunately, you people can't appreciate abstract art, and you all had to go and make jokes about it.
USA TODAY Sports @usatodaysportsCourtroom sketch artist has a hard time making Tom Brady look like Tom Brady: http://t.co/PQOGk8Bz0P http://t.co/mYYwhxzLGF
SportsCenter @SportsCenterHere's another courtroom sketch of Tom Brady from today's hearing. (Credit: Jane Rosenberg) http://t.co/uxfHzMoYmI
Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburnDeflateGate is turning into a real thriller http://t.co/KmY3Xv2Bej
Mike Pfeil @mikeFAIL@Pile_of_Derp wow had no idea the same artist who fixed up Ecce Homo did Ecce Brady http://t.co/xFUn0C7dzL
SB Nation @SBNationThe courtroom sketch artist really did nail Tom Brady's eyes though. http://t.co/8sjSqQelBF http://t.co/bLs2E9tU0t
Chris Burke @ChrisBurkeNFLAnd here's the sketch of Brady arriving in court. http://t.co/b3I2mr68QI
Lana Berry @Lana🎶all around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces🎶 http://t.co/bMmLCxgBnO
Hardy @hardy985Here's a more professional sketch of Tom Brady in court today. http://t.co/agp15LIpFZ
Dave Rappoccio @DrawPlayDaveHere's a story Bout a QB named brady who was busy letting air out of his balls http://t.co/43QAXYqJqS
BuzzFeed Sports @BuzzFeedSportsTom Brady And The Deathly Hallows http://t.co/bIOji9rqZA
Steve McPherson @steventuroushttp://t.co/THXBjRuRGK
Dañ It's Pronounced Why-Ner @DanWeiner@AGoot18 http://t.co/IXqvAapqYj
Wes Rand @wrand@DanWeiner @AGoot18 http://t.co/m2GlUSZBIF
Hector Diaz @iamHectorDiazhttp://t.co/XEtaD8lbRB
Even LSU football head coach Les Miles piled on:
Jay King @ByJayKingI had to step up my Brady Reek game: http://t.co/3t4jD30Qs6
OK, fine. I'm part of the problem:
Bleacher Report @BleacherReportTom Brady. Woof! http://t.co/KQ1AJZFavt
Les Miles @CoachLesMilesFor the record, I have been working on LSU football all day so this is not me but an imposter at Tom Brady hearing. http://t.co/xYpWKYa95Q
I'm ashamed. That is both mean and historically inaccurate.
It just goes to show that every time someone makes something beautiful and smudgy and kind of like a Dragon Ball Z spinoff in this world, we all have to go and tear it down. Nothing innocent can last.
I'm sorry, Riley Curry. Just know your Jelly Roll pen strokes are beautiful.
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